More true facts…no you won’t get this 5 minutes back

5 12 2009

As promised in  my pile of useless knowledge I have more true facts to dazzle your loved ones with.  Enjoy these and  your weekend and the comic genius that was Mitch Headberg.

True Facts

Heinz Ketchup(not catsup you heathens) leaves the bottle at 25 miles per hour, amazing and true.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs(who is the clown that figured this out)but not downstairs, explain this to the mrs’s

Armadillos can be housebroken

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone

a hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside, ouch man

a quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove, incase you have nothing to do on a friday night

a hummingbird weighs less than a penny

You can’t make this stuff up, enjoy Mitch




2 responses

5 12 2009
Cousin Moreen

That guy is good!!!

6 12 2009

yes he is, unfortunately he wasn’t joking when talking about taking drugs which ended up taking his life.

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